Okay, first of all - I have not even seen this movie, but with good 'ole YouTube clips who needs to?
So, be sure to check out this movie clip to appreciate my decision:
My decision to 'hold the chicken' in my wheat toast 'mock chicken' salad sandwich :)
Simply mashed chickpeas (1 can) mixed with a tablespoon of Vegenaise and a tablespoon of dill relish and salt/pepper to taste on toasted wheat bread. Absolutely delicious.